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Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 


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50 Homestuck-related asks [Part 1]
1. What's your god-tier?
2. How do your god-tier powers work?
3. What's you sylladex?
4. What's your strife specibus?
5. What's your planet?
6. What's your lusus?
7. What's your blood colour?
8. How do you die?
9. Do you have a theme?
10. What's your kernelsprite?
11. What's your chumhandle?
12. What's your text colour?
13. What's your symbol?
14. What sort of powers/advantages do you have?
15. Name some of your INTERESTS.
16. How are your quadrants?
17. Favourite redrom pairing?
18. Favourite blackrom pairing?
19. Favourite palerom pairing?
20. Favourite greyrom pairing?
21. Who do you ship [x] with?
22. How do you feel about [x] pairing?
23. Character A and Character B get in a fight. How would that go down? Who would win?
24. Favourite rarepair?
25. Favourite Felt member?
26. Favourite act?
27. Favourite panel?
28. Favourite AU?
29. Favourite Homestuck AMV?
30. Favourite Homestuck Album and song?
31. Favourite trickster design?
32. Favourite fanfiction?
33. Favourite bloodswap?
34. Favourite god-tier powers?
35. Favourite character to genderbend?
36. Favourite iteration of Jack Noir?
37. Which characters are you most like? Why?
38. Which character would you be mostly likes to get along with?
39. Which characters do you relate the most to? Why?
40. Have you done any Homestuck cosplays? Any pictures?
41. Where do you roleplay Homestuck?
42. What sort of Homestuck groups are you a part of?
43. Done any voice acting? Care to give a sample?
44. Character A, B, and C. KFM?
45. If you had to make a playlist for [x character or x pairing], what songs would be on it?
46. [Character x] appears on your doorstep. What do you do?
47. Troll genetalia sexcanon?
48. Headcanons for [x pairing]?
49. Sexcanons for [x pairing]?
50. Troll biology headcanon?
Bonus: Tell us about your fantrolls.

bombasticmafiosa:

demisexuals-unite:

ramember:

lunalalonde:

OH MY FFUCKING GOD I WOULD BUY THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

Except the pillows have to swap colours like the shoes of god tiers - so Breath would have yellow pillows - Time would have black - Heart would have green etc etc etc 

Maybe if it gets enough notes, Our God Hussie will take notice and grant our prayers

I want these so badly. I hope they’d come in queen size if they do become real.


bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute


incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

necrophiliaczooplankton:

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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and many more

I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist

adios dad you will be missed


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vantart:

nonchalantly disguises dumb sketches i have 0 intentions on finishing as one big pic


vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP


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whatevachild:

kankri-senpai-noticed-you:

clockwork-lives:

i-am-potato-girl:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET

OMFG

O H  M Y  G O D

O H  M Y  F U C K I N G  G O D

O       H           M       Y           F       U       C       K      I       N       G           G       O       D

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doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha


the-great-strider:

nepetaquest:

baka-you-really-think-i:

I WAS IN MY HOTEL ROOM DANCING TO JAPANESE MUSIC IN MY KARKAT COSPLAY WHEN I NOTICED THE CURATINS WERE OPEN AND THIS NEPETA COSPLAYER WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND STARTED TO DANCE TOO

WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM IM NOT EVEN AT A CON OR ANYTHING IM SCREAMING

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OMFG JAKE THIS POST WAS ON MY DASH AGAIN.

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cattyheart:

dragonsroar:

OKAY. I DID 6 MORE. I guess I got all the super ridiculous and dirty ones out of the way on the first batch. 

Part 1

Part 3

:33 < he knows what im going to say

:33 < he had to stop me before i got covered in bitches